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Why don't you stick your head up your ass so you can fuck yourself.

YEAH YOU FUCKIN DICKHEAD!!!! do it on a trampoline to maximze the penetration!!!!111

ok, sorry.

That's right. STICK YOUR HEAD UP YOUR ASS YOU MOTHER FUCKING BASTARD CHILD.

YEAH FUCKER!!!

Shut your fuckin face uncle fucker
You're a cock-sucking, ass-licking uncle fucker
You're an uncle fucker yes its true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you

Shut your fuckin face uncle fucker
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucker
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn
You just fuck your uncle all day long

Uncle fucker, uncle fucker, uncle fucker
Uncle fucker, uncle fucker
Shut your fuckin face uncle fucker
You're a boner-bitting bastard uncle fucker
You're an uncle fucker I must say
You fucked your uncle yesterday
Haha, uncle fucker
Thats U. N. C. L. E fuck you
Uncle fuckaaaaaa

Suck my balls!

Eff You See Kay.

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If you were sticking your head up your ass, you wouldn't be fucking yourself, rather you would be giving yourself a rimjob.

Sorry.

Not if you're a DICKHEAD. Then when you stick your HEAD up your ASS, you are indeed FUCKING yourself up your OWN ASS.

*capitalizes*

what if you're a dickhead, and an asshat, AND you've got your head up your ass?

I've been thinking about this for a while now...

here is a list of typical situations when I think about this:

1) when I see that epohs has the last post in purgatory.
2) when I think about my postcount.

so, I finally (this falls under situation description #2 people) I decided to just click on the "post reply" button, and add a few cents of my own.

technically, even if you are a dickhead, you are "heading" (like fisting but the object of penetration being your head).

you could shove your head all the way up to your top lip, leaving your tongue below the spinktor, hence allowing simultanious "heading" and "rimbing"...

LASST !

I've been thinking about this for a while now...

Time has once again come to a point:

1) when I see that epohs has the last post in purgatory.

2) when I think about my postcount.


so, finally (this falls under situation description #1 people) I decided to just click on the "post reply" button, and add a few cents of my own.

die die die die die.

now THAT'S FIRST. I mean, LAAAAAAST. BITCHES.

FUCK.

WEEEEE!!!

Im the COCK of the JAIL!!!!!

*swings balls to and fro*


WEEEEEE!!!!!

I feel this era of political banter in the land of purgatory has long since culminated, and the last batch of lava has cooled off into rock.

so, without further ado, let's get things back to normal, put this thread back on top, and allow me to bask in the glory of knowing I have the precious last post in purgatory!