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Please meet and fuck each other private so every thread does not turn into your rough sex love fest.

Thank you.

Dear creepy,

You should know by now that I'm not interested in any sexual activity that does not include you, a goat, a bottle of ketchup, and at least 5 or 6 French Canadian oompa loompas.

I thought we had something special. Don't let your jealousy spoil it.

Think Ari could help us get the oompa loompas?

There's a craigslist montreal if you're really in a bind...

Bullshit!

I know for a fact that your place is practically swarming with oompa loompas. You just don't want to share.

Why?

Why do you hate freedom, ari? And Jesus and puppies and crazy oompa loompa lovin' too?

Why?

Why?

Why?



WHY?

.....case in point

say... swampy and arigato...are you guys allergic to orange body paint or green wigs... we don't really need real oompa loompas

What kind of den of snakes is this I find!!

FAKE oompa loompas?

FAKE? As in "faux?"

You would deign fit to woo my precious manlove (and that of my goat, Whispy) with IMITATION OOMPA LOOMPAS????!!!!????

I'd say I'm appalled, but I'm too...hurt right now.

*runs off weeping*

Heh, the opener to this thread is funny as hell. And then it just gets even better. However, I was under the impression that said Loompas come from Loompaland. If you DO have any french-canadian Loompas, I just can't imagine them being legal through customs. What is your secret?

Unless you're just stealing midgets and dressing them up. If thats the case, we should meet in my office, I might have some things to interest you....

you're confusing stealing midgets with kidnapping midgets and wearing their skin.

As far as I know.

Now that's starting to sound appealing.

*cache le couteau à dépecage*

(hides flensing knife)

Let's say, just for the sake of argument, that I happened to find myself in possession of several hommes miniatures. Say, a Honda Odyssey minivan full, or so.

Just for the sake of argument, mind you...

Am I correct in understanding that Arigato would take it upon himself to extract and dye the pelts for our use? Or do I have to hire someone? I mean WOULD...Yeah. WOULD I have to hire someone? IF that were the case.

Originally posted by: AgentX
Now that's starting to sound appealing.

Is that a volunteer?

I THINK IT WAS!

*cricket*

ah ha, look at agentx, doesn't know how to post a picture. ah ha.

That picture was there yesterday when the oompa loompa was still breathing.

Considering our plans for the oompa loompa, does it really matter if it is breathing or not?