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Think of a comment for this picture.

How about "NSFW"

"typical"

"One man, One vision, One dream"

Originally posted by: doran
"One man, One vision, One dream"

well i guess it's settled then. the polls are now officially closed. i'd like to personally thank everybody that came out and voted. see you all again next year.

Hey, wait.

I'm from Florida. My vote doesn't actually count.

*begins costly and inaccurate recount process*

*doubts efficacy of such a process live on CNN*

*pays off supreme court members*

you guys should have quit on the 11th. that was a perfect post.

agentx ruins everything.

I'm not sure if the perfect post really exists.

Some say it's a legend, others believe it's a myth.

And still others spend their entire lives searching in vain, hoping to one day uncover the mystery behind the perfect post.

Me, I tend to believe it only exists in our minds. In our hearts and hopes and dreams. It's real enough to find, sure, but you have to dig deep to discover it. Deeper than most men have the courage to go. Deeper than wingworm's anal cavity. Yes, deeper than that.

I'm not about to go that deep into anything, and so, for me, the perfect post is just a silly dream. A fairytale they tell to newbies to get them to post.

Believe it if you like. But there are many who'll say you're a damned fool.

I'm one of those.

You're a damned fool.

You damned fool.

*points and laughs at damned fool*

dirty old tranny pig fucker