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old jag Another damn car thread

Would someone please buy me one of these

Thank you very much in advance. big grin

 

AgentX

A website?

Can't you just make one?

That's what I'd do.

 

old jag

The car, X, the car. Where is your head at? Uh, never mind answering that one...

 

AgentX

If you're worried about the price, then maybe you should try this guy:

superaffordable.com/

He answers his own phone and offers FREE quotations. His name is even Jesus.

There's no fucking way in hell you can do any better than that shit right there.

 

Thad

I figured it was only a matter of time before someone came out with a car like this, I mean the tech is already there, just needed to slap it together. The only thing that sucks is, I thought maybe I'd be the one to come out with it =)

"Do not fear death, death is always at our side. When we show fear it jumps at us faster than light, but if we do not show fear, it casts it's eye upon us gently, and guides us into infinity."
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wingworm

I was pulling out of a side street the other day when I noticed this coming down the road i was about to go onto.



I've was paralyzed!!!! I watched it cruise past me and go off into the distance..and I still couldn't move 2 minutes after.

I want one.

 

mclarkson

*ejaculates*

Could you, would you, with a goat?
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fixxxer

that Tesla looks ace!!

0-60 in 4 seconds..... from an electric car!! WTF!

 

Stickman

Originally posted by: wingworm
I was pulling out of a side street the other day when I noticed this coming down the road i was about to go onto.


I don't normally go for supercars but the Veyron is awesome, and pretty too. I'd love to see one in the flesh, but I'd never be able to own one. I'd spend my whole life just gazing at it and drooling.

OK, and probably playing with myself at the same time.

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Phantom

WW I am stunned that you actually saw one on the road. The first one only arrived in the UK last week, in London. You are a very lucky chap!

I have just returned from the Motor Show at the Excel in London and not even they had a Veyron to show - not even in the supercar paddock!

P~

 

wingworm

P, i know..it went straight down "formby point" road near Liverpool, where all of the Liverpool players live. And the driver was a stunning blonde girl...but I only had eyes for the car.

Amazing, Ive never been stunned like that in my life!!

 

wingworm

P, you got me thinking...only one in the UK! So I did a footy check and found someone whod wrote this on an Everton forum


"though everton's tim cahill has a bugatti veyron "

must have been his missus.


*edit* and this..so it all makes sense now!

Tim Cahill - the Australian footballer's girlfriend Rebekah Greenhil was caught trying to park the veyron in central Manchester

 

Obscure/Renegade

Originally posted by: wingworm
I was pulling out of a side street the other day when I noticed this coming down the road i was about to go onto.



I've was paralyzed!!!! I watched it cruise past me and go off into the distance..and I still couldn't move 2 minutes after.

I want one.


WOW. You are lucky.

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wingworm

The sad thing was, I was doing a U-Turn on a completely empty road so that i could go and pick my wife back up who I'd dropped off to get us drinks from a shop.

So the Bugatti comes along as Im turning round and I just stop what Im doing and freeze for 5 minutes. Trying to take in what just past me by. Then I race back to the shop and my wifes waiting outside.

I'm all excited

"DID YOU SEE THE BUGATTI!?!DID YOU SEE THE BUGATTI!?!"

she says

"Whats one of them? A motorbike?"

frown

 

cfoley

Where I live there is some poser with an Enzo (its not too strange to see 2 Enzos on the same street in this town). Anyway - he'll always part in the handicapped spot outside the starbucks so that the whole town can see his car.

last weekend he was in his usual spot, standing by his car and posing

Some guy pulled up in this blocked him in.



The Koenigsegg dude just winked at the Enzo dude and walked off - it was classic.

I would like to appologize for any and all typos and mispellings in the above passage. I would make every attemt to correct them if I gave a crap - but I dont.
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Napalm

But the guy with the enzo is can park there. If having a small penis is a handicap.

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old jag

Originally posted by: fixxxer
that Tesla looks ace!!

0-60 in 4 seconds..... from an electric car!! WTF!

the site says their normal response to the how fast does it go question is to ask the passenger to turn the radio on. They accelerate as the person reaches for the radio and the acceleration is too great for the passenger to reach the radio.

The Veyron (hell, any Bugatti) is gorgeous but i'll never even be able to see one except in photos. Same with the Enzo. Most counrty music millionaires around here go for the F-350s or the Jags. big grin

 

wingworm

Originally posted by: Napalm
But the guy with the enzo is can park there. If having a small penis is a handicap.


I have a small penis, but alas I drive a Honda Civic? Where have I gone wrong?

 

cfoley

Originally posted by: wingworm
Originally posted by: Napalm
But the guy with the enzo is can park there. If having a small penis is a handicap.


I have a small penis, but alas I drive a Honda Civic? Where have I gone wrong?



Maybe if you pump $20,000 worth of stupid "upgrades" into said civic your penis will grow.

I would like to appologize for any and all typos and mispellings in the above passage. I would make every attemt to correct them if I gave a crap - but I dont.
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creepylurker

I must be the only one that thinks the Veyron is ugly and silly. THe Koenigsegg is ugly to, the saleen s7 as well.

I like the tesla... just to expensive... I"m also betting if you floor it (0-60 in 4 sec) away from teh stoplight every time your range is cut to half.


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