Any suggestions or tips on that.
In 2 months i need to masturbatz for a group of 1200 people for 45 minutes. The largest group i masturbated to was 50 or so. And i'm kinda nervous for that.
I now that some of you on here masturbate on seminars and such. Any pointers, tips, suggestions on how to prepare for something like that?
The General 2007.11.14, 08:59PM — Masturbate in public
Anti-Deity 2007.11.14, 09:53PM —
Start with a 50 gallon drum of Jergens.
Every post now checked with M$ Word.
AgentX 2007.11.15, 02:20AM —
45 minutes is a long time.
I suggest you begin with 43 minutes of foreplay.
I'd practice on a dolphin, if you can get one.
The General 2007.11.15, 07:53AM —
Originally posted by: AgentX
45 minutes is a long time.
I suggest you begin with 43 minutes of foreplay.
I'd practice on a dolphin, if you can get one.
Foreplay can be 'dicktricks'
A dolphin isn't likely but i can have a vacuum cleaner.
ernieweaselfat 2007.11.15, 10:02AM —
Originally posted by: X-DUD!!!11~~
Why did this get moved?!
Parody-ing your own thread is a bit tacky, but surely not purgatory worthy.
AgentX 2007.11.15, 01:17PM —
Too political for WFG.
I suggest that if you can't get a dolphin, then get a monkey.
Tell the audience what a bad monkey he has been, and then proceed to spank him.
Spank him hard.
Maybe ask for volunteers to help you spank him, hard.
And then, when you're done spanking the monkey, you can jerk off into your sock.
The General 2007.11.15, 04:22PM —
Originally posted by: AgentX
Too political for WFG.
I suggest that if you can't get a dolphin, then get a monkey.
Tell the audience what a bad monkey he has been, and then proceed to spank him.
Spank him hard.
Maybe ask for volunteers to help you spank him, hard.
And then, when you're done spanking the monkey, you can jerk off into your sock.
What type of monkey?
AgentX 2007.11.16, 12:26AM —
Almost any type of monkey.
But I'd avoid baboons or orangutans or mandrills, because folks will think you're gay.
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