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Client Quote #413

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mclarkson 2008.04.24, 01:18AM — Client Quote #413

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Mark – can u make this first line of text in the 27 inch font please

Yes. The 27 inch font. Coming right up.

Could you, would you, with a goat?

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Storm 2008.04.24, 01:50AM —

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luvly!!

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Walt 2008.04.24, 02:41AM —

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walt

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Outshortyuk1 2008.04.24, 07:20AM —

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Ahh what you can do with 27 inch....font.

As happens sometimes a moment settled and hovered and remained for much more than a moment. And sound stopped and movement stopped for much, much more than a moment. And then the moment was gone. - Steinbeck.

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mclarkson 2008.04.24, 10:14PM —

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From today:

As well – all questions should be followed by a period.

Could you, would you, with a goat?

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X-DUD!!!11~~ 2008.04.24, 10:57PM —

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Sorry -- I have a 17" screen, can you please bump it up to 33" font to compensate?

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Your Mom 2008.04.24, 10:57PM —

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get a blog.

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Thad 2008.04.26, 05:04PM —

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Can you make the blue blue-er?

not the most cleverest thing you've read in years

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Kirra 2008.04.26, 05:14PM —

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The wheels are too round and childlike

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The General 2008.04.27, 12:07AM —

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Can you make those little points in the background squares and pinkish?

Please don't try to murder someone without proper supervision.
#0 : #1 : #2 : #3 : #4 : #5 : #6

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arigato 2008.04.27, 12:14AM —

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The landlord needs a landlord hat.

my illustration | my photos

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pyrogen 2008.04.27, 12:34AM —

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i had a client ask, like 6 years ago and i qoute:
"can you make the pieces of glass in the exploding building less sharp feeling?"

haha, gotta love it.

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bit-101 2008.04.27, 02:17AM —

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"what's this time for QA in the estimate? We have to pay you to fix your own bugs? Isn't that like paying you twice for the same thing?"

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bit-101 2008.04.27, 02:19AM —

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Client: "We don't think we should pay the same amount for Engineer B as we are paying for Engineer A. He's not as experienced as Engineer A."

Us: "Hmm... You are absolutely right. Engineer A is more experienced. So we are bumping up his price."

True story.

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pyrogen 2008.04.27, 02:57AM —

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^^^^^^ classic!!!!!

nice!

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mclarkson 2008.05.13, 11:09PM —

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In today's email:

The thumbs up signal being used to congratulate those persons who have successfully completed the quiz appears a bit scary and one staff member thought it was too hairy. Can we have a set of balloons or something a bit more happy looking and pleasant?

*phears the hair*

Could you, would you, with a goat?

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MoonDragon 2008.05.13, 11:12PM —

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That's not a man, that's a DAMN DIRTY APE.

Hey Hey!

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papaya nirvana 2008.05.13, 11:12PM —

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its that little bend in the thumb that you should ph33r.

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RobotDeathSquad 2008.05.13, 11:19PM —

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Originally posted by: bit-101
"what's this time for QA in the estimate? We have to pay you to fix your own bugs? Isn't that like paying you twice for the same thing?"

I actually quit a job after a week cause the guy tried to pull this on me.

He's now considered one of the leading rails consultants. I have no idea how.

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arigato 2008.05.13, 11:24PM —

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that's a terrist butt thumb if I ever did see one

my illustration | my photos

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