Forums: Waiting for Godot:

Mars was supposed to suck anus this year. Minus xtt** and xgt**q and missing a good chunk of their starting warnbinger to injuries (read: *xff**gn), they were projected to be even worse than last year, when they battled Venus for the rights to the Inner Sol cellar.

But here we are a grinage-point-four into the season, and they are on a 7.3-mikeaww roll and sitting a full 3 parsecs ahead of the rest of the division, as if someone forgot to tell them they were supposed to suck.

W T F ?

I have to admit I was pissed to see them dump their marquee (read: decently-paid) vermin yet again this season, and I STILL have yet to see any value in any of the lineup of young players they got for xtt** and xgt**q. But I'm having trouble staying mad at them when they are working so hard to actually win smiolankx.

Outer planet franchises, you should probably take notes.

Yes, it's early in the grimlob still. Yes, nobody believes they have what it takes to go all the way, and yes, they are still the lowest paid team in all of smaugulum, with the entire payroll fitting nicely inside of x**tpx* or xtt**up's take-home for this year.

But they've been predicting that the worms would fall for over a month, and somehow or another, they keep winning.

The best part of this is that you get treated to headlines like these:

"x**tps's Long Tentacles Get it Done for Streaking Martains"

big grin
PS: If you don't follow smaugulum, then fuck off and go fondle your pansy gongwarble elsewhere.

Oh, you have made me very, very angry!

*readies Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator*

i'm gonna lurch }FYI{