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I imagine that doing web design in Edmonton is probably not that far up the evolutionary ladder from, say, hanging around in the zoo, flinging poop and masturbating in front of tourists.

So couldn't you guys potentially profit from buying a reasonably large number of monkeys?

Sure, you'd have to invest in cages and monkey chow, and of course the various computers for them to use in doing your job, but otherwise, they would totally be your slaves, and you could treat them as badly as your clients treat you.

I refuse to dignify this with a response, other than I'm horribly shocked and outraged!

time to spank the monkey!

bad monkey

Originally posted by: X-DUD!!!11~~
I refuse to dignify this with a response, other than I'm horribly shocked and outraged!

No imports in Edmonton will work without a free truck, furnished apartment and 3 squares a day--even if they are monkeys.

Plus, you have to be able to carry double your own weight in supplies on a dog sled before we let you in the city limits, and I don't know if monkeys can do that.

Originally posted by: Mingus Tourette
you have to be able to carry double your own weight in supplies on a dog sled before we let you in the city limits, and I don't know if monkeys can do that.

MONKEYS COULD DEFINITELY CREATE A MORE ATTRACTIVE SKYLINE.

It's true.

Look at the best Edmonton has to offer.



Love the 1970/80 architecture!



winter and I'm gonna break this thread but I HAD to because there's HOCKEY IN IT!!!!!@@!#@#

and our ever-blue winter sky.

You didn't break the thread, you killed it!

Only the statue in front of the temple of the masturbating monkey can save this thread! Luckily, I happen to have that link:

That's not a monkey, it's a pig-man! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!

I resemble that remark!

Whatever the fuck it is, it's got a real thick dick.

And moss.