Forums: Waiting for Godot:

I'm planning on staying in London next weekend rather than heading home. Ridiculously, it seems more cost-effective to stay there than pay the train/plane costs to travel home.

So, if anyone would like to meet Friday night/Saturday day/Saturday night then let's get on it.

Sadly not. In fact I'll be at home in Devon playing poker...with your boss.

I should head over!

You're welcome to come! But I think he's coming down on the train so he wouldn't be able to give you a lift. But seriously, if you'd like to come then you'd be more than welcome.

Closest rail station, mate?

I'll investigate.

Totnes. Someone would need to collect you, but if you co-ordinate then you could be picked up together. Even if not, I'm sure we could sort something out.

Do bear in mind when making your decision that it will be just a bunch of 40-ish geezers sitting around talking bollocks and playing low-stakes poker and maybe some video games. That may or may not be your kind of thing...

He'll take care of the wives.